JFK ASSASSINATION ARGUMENTS
(PART 433)


THOMAS H. PURVIS SAID:

Absolutely no rational or self-thinking person can accept that the WC's COS (Crock of Shit) is even close to believeable [sic].


DAVID R. VON PEIN SAID:

That must be why you've gotten to within a WHISKER (or less) of believing it, too. Right, Mr. Purvis?

You believe that Oswald shot Kennedy and did it alone (with exactly three shots being fired from LHO's Mannlicher-Carcano)....and yet at the very same time (incredibly) you also say that the Warren Commission's version of events is not "even close" to being believable.

You're hilarious.


TOM PURVIS SAID:

Explain away as to why the WC saw fit to have to alter their own evidence and then attempt to hide this alteration.


DAVID VON PEIN SAID:

The Warren Commission did no such thing. You're inventing needless and unwarranted conspiracy-flavored shit just for the hell of it (as all conspiracy kooks do).

Anything else you care to mangle today? Surely there's something else the WC did that didn't meet Thomas H. Purvis' rigid requirements or standards. Let's have it, kook.


TOM PURVIS SAID:

I know the reason why! Do you???


DAVID VON PEIN SAID:

I doubt you can turn on your computer each day without assistance....let alone figuring out (all by yourself) how the WC was involved in a TOTALLY NEEDLESS AND USELESS cover-up regarding the particulars of the JFK murder case, i.e., a cover-up that only exists in the fevered mind of Thomas H. Purvis.


TOM PURVIS SAID:

For the enjoyment of the reading public, why not tell exactly how many witnesses accurately stated that the Z313 impact was the second shot fired in the shooting sequence.


DAVID VON PEIN SAID:

That's good, Purvis. Stick with the subjective witnesses when it comes to those 8 seconds of pure horror and confusion that they each experienced on Elm Street in Dallas on 11/22/63, instead of using some common sense. We all know how much you love Jim Altgens and Emmett Hudson. Without them, in fact, your stupid theory is shot to hell.

BTW, have you gotten even ONE other human (or dog or kangaroo) on Planet Earth to buy into your "Two Head Shots From The Rear" theory yet? Is there anybody else at all willing to follow Kook Purvis down Retard Avenue? Didn't think so. [But Pat Speer comes really close.]

David Von Pein
January 30, 2009